Sept Demotivational Poster
RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!
ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!
WATER POLO - It's been described as the "Underwater Ballet" of sports... doesn't that make it MORE gay?
FUNNY FAKTS -
AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!
CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!
THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.
PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!
IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!
DRAWING FLIES - Its Still a Honey Wagon to Me.
LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!
WEINER DOGS -
FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction
CULTURAL DIFFERENCE -
FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde
17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -
ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!
GOOD JOB! - When making that last point deserves more than just a pat on the ass
MILK JUGS - Easier than carrying it on top of your head!
BABY PICTURES - Optimus Prime's Mom always liked to drag this one out to show his dates
VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?
DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC
KING KONG -
#47 SAID TO #3 -
DARWIN STUBBY - Australia is a big country, with a big thirst thats why our beers come in big sizes (take that Texas)
AUSTRALIANA - All great Aussie inventions have one thing in common They were made by lazy people, for lazy people so lazier people had more drinking time
REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win?
LIFE LESSONS -
SAFETY - To truly keep ones self safe One must remember and avoid the most dangerous of things Commonly called - THE WIFE
RIGHTS - The Constitution affirms my right to arm bears! I mean, bear arms!
YUMMY - I love these things! Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
CAMOUFLAGE - Note her excellent use of earth tones to blend into the desert environment
PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!
What's The Difference? -
P.M.S. - As a kid, I always wondered why dad spent so much time in the garage... drinking.
DOCTORS AND NURSES -
WEDDED BLISS - They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
1759 - To Arthur Guinness. Legend.
FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots
HALLUCINATIONS - Sometimes the only difference between what you see and what you are in real life is 80 pounds of fluff in the mirror
?+? DON'T MIX -
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!
PLANKING OLYMPICS -
JUST KEEP SWIMMING - In the deep waters of Motifake, I am a guppy.
GOOD - No matter how good you may be, there's still a little evil in you!
TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents
GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!
PURE EVIL - never trust anyone eating celery.
T.C.B. - Stormtrooper Elvis Takin' Care of Bounty Hunters
PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s
TRICOPHOBIA - "Fear of Hair" Funny, my only fear is that my back hair is somehow sneaking up on me
NOT SURE WHO - but someone is gonna get milked.
ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!
VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party
TWO UTES - The two whaaaaat?
NAIVE YOUTH -
CAN'T FIX THE CAR -
AM I HALLUCINATING? -
WARM MILK -
MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!!
BE WEARY - Because EVIL is a foot.
WRATH - Inevitable when you go about denying yourself the other 6.
REALLY OLD ?? - I had a really good idea for the calendar challenge today But laughed so hard when this came up in Google I totally forgot what it was
SUCKERS - There's one born every minute.
G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!
PMS - Nature's way of leveling the playing field. Much in the same way that an earthquake would level it.
NEW STEPMOM - My real Mommy's are bigger.
MY MILKSNAKE -
EGD'S CAT - I have done EVIL things in the litter box. There will be more EVIL after my nap. Where is my wicked ball of string?
YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!
BLONDES - Who's going to tell her she's supposed to get milk FROM the cow, not GIVE milk to the cow!
YOUR SON - Laugh at him now but just remember this: He'll be the one picking out your Nursing Home.
SUPERHEROINE - Is retaining water a valid super power? Making chocolate disappear? Scaring the family into the basement for a week?
HARDER THAN YOU THINK -
MAY WE NEVER FORGET - The 343 Brothers and Sisters we lost in the service to their fellow man on September eleventh, two thousand and one
GOOD FOR YOU? - It was even better for me!
BRITTANY SNOW - I'll definitely try and catch this on my tongue...
THE GOOD WIFE -
LET'S SEE... -
DEWEY OXBERGER -
ALIZEE - A Fine French Product. I now understand why the Eiffel Tower was constructed.
SEXUAL BOUNDARIES -
EMMA - I see London, I see France, ZOMG I SEE HER UNDERPANTS!
FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though.
BODY LANGUAGE -
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